Thoughts For the Day - March

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March 1
(2006) I am in shape. Round is a shape. - Rosie O’Donnell
(2007) Since liberal politicians claim they will not be influenced by Christian moral principles, is it not in vain to look for their public virtue?

March 2
(2006) The Logic of Socialism: In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday, three days after the day before yesterday.
(2007) Every student should be able to speak English fluently. That’s the only way to ensure that no child gets left behind.

March 3
(2006) There are none as blind as a liberal who refuses to see, nor so deaf and refuses to hear the truth of history.
(2007) No matter how much a lazy person wants something, he will never get it unless it is taken from another. A hard worker will get everything he needs or wants.

March 4
(2006) A liberal’s soul is indelibly dyed by the color of his thoughts.
(2007) Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to a Congressman.

March 5
(2006) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Ask Al Gore.
(2007) Voting for John McCain is like using drugs. Lots of incredibly stupid people do it, but nobody in Arizona admits it.

March 6
(2006) No one fails a public school class anymore; he's merely "passing impaired."
(2007) I'm not saying Congressmen are corrupt, just that John McCain’s campaign contributors have a private side door.

March 7
(2006) Life is tough enough for Democratic Party constituents. Better that they’re stupid.
(2007) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Same is true of Congressmen and ethics.

March 8
(2006) The best index to a person's character is (1), how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (2), how he treats people who can't fight back. You will find out quickly during your first visit to a Congressman’s office.
(2007) The last words of a liberal to an Islamic militant will be: “You wouldn't hit a guy wearing glasses, would you?”

March 9
(2006) If you’re gonna' be dumb, you’ve gotta' be tough. Al Sharpton
(2007) Leadership is action, not position. Would someone please tell John McCain?

March 10
(2006) Liberals are the easiest people you’ll ever talk to. All you have to do is listen!
(2007) “The willingness with which our young people are likely to serve in any war, no matter how justified, shall be directly proportional to how they perceive the veterans of earlier wars were treated and appreciated by their nation.” — George Washington

March 11
(2006) If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met many secular liberals without value systems.
(2007) There are over two million illiterates in America by most estimates. Everyday a vast majority of them give out directions at gas stations or vote on legislation in Congress.

March 12
(2006) If you look into your own heart and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about? What is there to fear? You’re not a liberal.
(2007) Don’t expect liberals to understand conservative positions on various issues. They don’t understand their own.

March 13
(2006) The crisis in the United States exists to the degree and severity in which its government and institutions are indifferent to God.
(2007) "Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."

March 14
(2006) I plan on being in office forever. So far, so good. Senator John McCain
(2007) How can any person who repudiates victory claim to be patriotic?

March 15
(2006) If you see two people talking and one looks bored, Senator John McCain is the other one.
(2007) The southern border of the United States is well over one thousand miles long, but for most Americans, Congress is delivering it in six inch installments.

March 16
(2006) Why do liberals keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
(2007) It isn't facts you know that will hurt you, but things you know that aren’t facts.

March 17
(2006) The fastest way to identify totalitarian threats to liberty is to identify the New York Senator who would gladly falsify the historical record on behalf of her socialist cause.
(2007) Why should government honor your “rights” when you’re willing to settle for “privileges” and let the government tax those privileges?

March 18
(2006) Women love a clean-cut conservative man in uniform. It's true. The uniform sends a clear message: He’s conservative, loyal, has a job and medical care.
(2007) No amount of rational, factual debate will dissuade the Democratic Party from their mission of replacing our government with secular progressive Marxism/Socialism.

March 19
(2006) If you see a Mexican on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? It could be your bicycle.
(2007) Lenin was 100% correct when he referred to the American left wing as "useful idiots.”

March 20
(2006) You are a liberal if you believe that there was no "art" before Federal funding.
(2007) Standby! John McCain’s presidential candidacy is about to fall 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a 30 gallon Hefty bag filled with bandini soup.

March 21
(2006) Bumper sticker: “If You Can Read This, You Must Be a Conservative.”
(2007) Core Liberal Belief #14: You don’t believe you are in need of serious professional help or an education.

March 22
(2006) My friends tell me I’m a man of few words, however my U.S. Senators treat me like my words are all sound, all sound.
(2007) Is illegal immigration a serious problem? Latest Arizona telephone poll results: 41%: "Yes, it is a serious problem." 59%: "No hablo ingles."

March 23
(2006) Be careful of how you think; your life is shaped by your thoughts. [4:23]
(2007) The only differences between Congressmen and prostitutes are that prostitutes are generally better looking and more honest about how they make a living.

March 24
(2006) Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers and politicians at a distance.
(2007) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats or liberals.

March 25
(2006) Why get old and say, “I wish I did.” Why not get old and say, “I’m glad I did.”
(2007) "Fat Penguin!" What’s that? Just something to say to Rosie O’Donnell that helps break the ice.

March 26
(2006) What the United States needs most today is fewer unelected uneducated liberal main stream media experts on what this country needs.
(2007) Even at a round table, it is a liberal’s only goal in life, in pathologically craving power over others, to find a way to sit at the head of it.

March 27
(2006) No matter what goes wrong, there will always a Democrat who knew it would.
(2007) The more laws, the less justice. And the reason for so many new laws is?

March 28
(2006) Drink alcoholic beverages! Do stupid things slower with less energy. Ted Kennedy.
(2007) “The more corrupt the State, the more it legislates.” Tacitus

March 29
(2006) Democrat’s greatest fear is there is no such thing as senility and that really is Ted Kennedy’s personality!
(2007) First 2008 bumper sticker: "RUN HILLARY RUN.” Instructions tell liberals to put it on their rear bumper, and conservatives and libertarians on their front bumper.

March 30
(2006) When Congressmen have their head up their ass, have you noticed that 4 of the 5 senses do not work.
(2007) Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries – not unlike the U.S. Senate, Senator John McCain, and brains.

March 31
(2006) Is the world being run by liberals who are putting everybody on, or by imbeciles like Senator John McCain who really mean it?
(2007) Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you. Never go into battle to fight for a coward. Never vote for a politician that has not been in the military.

Posted March 1, 2007 10:32 AM
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